A Response to League of Legends

This is a response to the game League of Legends. LoL is best, huehuehue!


League of Legends is a MOBA game, meaning multiplayer online battle arena. There are 3 game types, Summoner's Rift, Twisted Treeline, or Dominion. In the most common type, Summoner's Rift, two teams of 5 champions fight each other in order to eventually destroy the enemy's nexus, the base at the opposite end of the map. Over the course of the game, you battle in lanes filled with "creeps" or little minions that come from your nexus. You kill these minions for gold to spend on items to make yourself stronger, and once you are stronger and feel up to the task, you can start to poke and jab or even full on fight your enemy on the other side of the lane. But you have to be careful for other champions on the opposite team roaming around in the jungle and the river. In those respective areas, you cannot see them until they come out from it, and when they do, they are probably trying to team up and get the jump on you to kill you. This surprise attack is called a gank. So this goes on for about 30 minutes or so, and then things start to get interesting. Team fights become more frequent, 5 on 5 battles all over the area of the map, and the gold from the kills starts to rack up. Sometimes the fights are really intense and drawn out, but whenever I play, it always seem to end up with one team completely stomping the other team. Meaning, one team "feeds" the other team kills, and the kills give you a lot of gold.


This game is a great game for one good reason: even if I'm playing and my team gets stomped, if I'm playing with the friends I usually do, it's fun anyway. This is definitely a game that is 100 times better when playing with friends. So get a friend or 4 and try it out sometime! Just watch out for trolls and Brazilians. (I'm being serious. Brazilians are douche bags in online games, hence the huehuehue. It's a laugh. Try saying HUEHUEHUE as loud and obnoxiously as you can. So annoying.)